the xiao-siao ones

2011-03-28T11:03:00.001+08:00

xiaosiaos, we should meet up soon when everybody is free.

before sch starts for Siti, Joy.

I will text ypu ppl real soon.

XOXO

Jiaqi.

2011-01-29T19:18:00.004+08:00

Yoz!!!
Long time no post... As I'm a kind soul, I'll post a few new jokes/riddle for y'all. Enjoy... CHEERS!!! :D

Here goes...

1st

One day, a man went to school to complain to his son's teacher regarding his son's bad behaviour.

Man: My son has been becoming more and more naughty nowadays.
Teacher: What happened?
Man: He caused my maid to be pregnant.
Teacher: Huh? Your son is just 7 years old. How is he able to cause your maid to be pregnant?
Man: My son took a needle to poke my condoms thinking it was fun!!!

2nd

Q: What is the difference between a damaged parachute and a damaged condom?
A: Damaged parachute = Less one person. Damaged condom = One more person. (Highlight to see answer)

3rd

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who is able to melt any object once she touches it. The king fret about his daughter's marriage. Thinking no one will marry his daughter. Hence, one day he annouced to everyone that whoever can provide something that when the princess touches it, it would not melt, he would marry his daughter to him.
Upon hearing this. Three prince from around the world came to take the test.
The first prince brought a gold bar as it is the hardest metal on Earth. As soon as the princess touches it, the gold bar melt instantly. The first prince walks away depressed.
The second prince brought a piece of diamond as it is known to be the hardest stone on Earth. Again, the princess touches it, the diamond melt instantly. The second prince walks away depressed also.
Finally, the third prince came. He asked the princess to reach her hand into the prince's pocket. It did not melt. The princess blushed. Therefore, the prince and the princess got married and live happily ever after.
One question. So what is the thing that the princess touches and it did not melt?

A: MnM Chocolate. Melts in the mouth but not in the hand. (Highlight for answer)

That's all people! Stay tune! XD

2011-01-11T17:10:00.002+08:00

HELLO Xiaosiaos!

Your wanna have reunion dinner tgt this CNY.
Lets pick a day whereby all of us are free okay!
Please tag in the tagboard for ur preferred dates yay.

*anw, choose a weekday night okay*
cos some of us are working mahs.

When can we go pig-a-nic.
Me wan go there eat sandwich.
Somemore we can fly kite there.
I nv 'flied' one before..
Wanna try leh!
Please tag AGAIN in the tagboard for ur preferred dates ya!

Did u ppl miss me ?
Hahaha(:

2010-12-26T19:35:00.002+08:00

Hi All,

first of all, belated MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Okay, i forgot to post this ytd, I tot i clicked ''publish'' alr.. but nvm(:

you all noe i mean it can liao((:

Today over at the counter,

cust: can i pay by this ? *shows a $2 note with GOD-DAMN-OBVIOUS-NOT-ACCEPTABLE-TORN.

Rohani: Jiaqi, ask manager if can accept.

Jiaqi: went to ask Zhihao. he said no.

Told Rohani he cant.

cust: its just A SMALL TORN. i go NTUC also can pay.

Rohani: sorry sir, my manager said cant.

Im like, lol. dont let me serve you.

i could have probably said things like.

Hi. you can use your *Torn-a-bit-$2_note to buy your McChicken at NTUC THEN. :D

alright gotta go bed. sorry. had been busy. shall blog often.

CIAO

2010-11-28T17:24:00.002+08:00

So long no update liao ah? Nevermind. Since Xiao Huang is a good person, I will post a joke. enjoy... XD

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, "Error. Not long enough."

2010-09-11T03:33:00.003+08:00

Xiao Huang is bored till nth to do. So, I'll just post a riddle here.

There is a ice-cream parlour in a park. 3 women are eating ice-pop.

Woman A is sucking the ice-pop.
Woman B is licking the ice-pop.
Woman C is biting the ice-pop.

Out of these 3 women, which woman do you is married and why do you think so?

*Post your answer in the tagboard* :)

2010-09-11T03:29:00.002+08:00

Just wanna share a quote that I came across :)

Confucious said, "Man in house is less likely to indulge in hanky panky than man in office OT-ing for next day's report with hot female colleague." XD

So long nobody post? X_x

2010-09-10T01:30:00.005+08:00

Yoz!!! I'm back to post crap XD

Here goes...

On Monday, a teacher went into a classroom. When she entered the classroom, she saw the word, "penis" written very small on the left side of the whiteboard. When she saw this, she just ignore it and rub it off.

On Tuesday, when she entered the classroom, it happens again, but this time, the word, "penis" is slightly bigger and it's written at the center. Again, she ignored it and just rub it off.

These goes on the same for both Wednesday and Thursday except the word is slightly bigger each time. She continued to ignore it and rub it off.

On Friday, when the teacher entered the classroom, she saw the word, "penis" written very big till it could occupy the whole whiteboard. Upon seeing this, she got fed up and asked who is the culprit. Immediately, a boy stood up. The teacher angrily asked the boy why did he do it. The boy replied to the teacher, " Teacher, don't you know that the more you rub, the bigger it gets?" XD *Highlight the last sentence to see what the boy said*

2010-08-09T23:06:00.002+08:00

HAPPY 45th NATIONAL DAY SGP!

I LOVE SGP COS I KNEW MY XIAOSIAOEHS HERE ((:

JIAQI IS HAPPYHAPPY(:

2010-07-06T11:23:00.001+08:00

i think i noe who is th person that motivated you. haha. jiayou joy! you will make it if you worked hard for it(:

2010-07-05T15:00:00.002+08:00

Guess this blog needs some serious updating. Like seriously.
Sooooo.... Hei hei is here to talk crap. Like crappy kind of crap.
And hence, I'm going to talk about my latest ambition.
Becoming a mei nu in 6 months.
Thanks to a comprehensive verbal argument, Hei hei is aiming to become a mei nu. In half a year. Erm... Hei hei thinks she can do it MUAHAHAHAHA. Think only ah.

2010-07-03T22:50:00.000+08:00

ppl, wads wrong ? nobody update or anything ?

2010-06-24T12:00:00.002+08:00

Shall we close down this blog, since everybody is busy with their own stuff ?

XIAOHEI IZ GENIUXS. Or some thing like that.

2010-06-13T23:55:00.000+08:00

For some good reason, xiao hei managed to revert back to the old template.
Don't ask me how I did it, I rz genius okay!! MUAHAHAHA.
Actually, it's as simple as reverting back to the classic template under 'template'. :X
Kzzz... So what do we do with the emo tagboard? :X

My first & last post in June (99.99% confirmed)

2010-06-02T15:58:00.002+08:00

In 2 days time, I gonna be a true man liaos... a true man w hair tat's not-even-1cm T_T
Can't meet up u guys as often liao. Sad thing eh? Life is gonna be so sucks w/o me contributing the crapping & bullshitting liao XD WAHAHAHA...!!!
Anw, I'm officially no longer a staff of Mcd liao.
Hopefully they will custom-made a tomb for me n place it @ the condiments bar lol XD
Something like this XD

R.I.P.
In Memories
of
Wong Yun Wei
15 Oct 2005 - 31 May 2010

TARE CARE n BYE BYE FELLAS!!!
ps: If got time, we meet up for craps yea?

2010-05-29T18:36:00.001+08:00

haha. gonna post before i die of boredoom in june. m gonna study study and study in june. no time to b lazy le. even if i dun wan to study, th-everyday-going-back-of-sch-kind-of-thingy will make me study de. haix. i miss dinner and gatherings sia. meet up soon ppl!

Lesson 1, Contin

2010-05-28T11:27:00.006+08:00

Part 2...

If u guyz realli think is architect hu earn more? think again..

Y prostitute earn more??

Reason 1: Relative SS pool is small, well, teenagers gerx dun thinkin of growing up to be a prostitute. How many gerx says.. MUMMY WHEN I GROW UP MY AMBITION IS TO BE A PROSTITUTE? OMFG.. it would be dam scarry.. :/ Like buying vegetable in market, if alot pple want buy veg n deres nt enff veg (or chicken in dis case) price go up.. (:

However, i think dere will be kids dreamin of becoming architect ba? I have a fren's ambition is to be a porn-star though,

Reason 2: Strong DD, well, dere's always guyz hu need dis kind of services (: Girls too.. sometimes, jux think about dis, if a architect n prostitute stand together, hw many times a prostitute need de service of architect n vice versa in a whole lifetime u will get de answer... (:

Well, if a monk is a architect then it's another thing, but even nowadays monk drive Mercs Benz, Wads impossible? (:

Reason 3: Unpleasantness of job. Girls, should no, some1 whom u duno touch u all over do u lik it? OMG i think guyz too... EEEEEE... Compared to de scoldin u got from client, a prostitute might nvr lead a normal life, as in hw many guyz would want to marry a prostitute. Even if dey get married, would de child lead a normal life?

Reason 4: Special skills? Well Architect need to study, but prostitute no need ba? Wad dey do is to open leg big big n money comes in. However, their job is practiced in a very specialized context, nt every1 can do, nt every1 can do it well. Oso, u cant possibiliy do it anywhere right? well, erm , dis kind of things is abit private (:

Anyway tats freakonomics which i shared, my next lesson shall be on SUPERFREAKONOMICS which i brought YTD. Talked about their pay right? we shall say y a street prostitute is like a departmental store SANTA... after i read it...

NW lets answer de MCD pay question, y MCD PAY SO LOW?

NO1 : of course company is "NIAO", but anyway u cant expect them to pay $8 per hour fer crew.. lik tat is overboardin... i think $4 in months to come would be fair... CLs ur pay were prorated le ba? shldnt haf any complains for $5.50 le ba.. Lets be fair to de company as well kiez?

No2 : Special skills is nt needed.. IF u cannot talk, MCD hires u to clear table, run kitchen, If u cannot run, u can stay at counter, greet customer, If u cannot do any, i doubt any companies wan u... Furthermore, MCD gives eu trainin as well, free education n trainin. U go POLY, SEC, or even primary school haf to buy textbook. MCD provide SOCs fer free... 0.o

No3: Since no special skill is needed, de relative SS is large. Auntie Gek Nai i think is older than 70 le ba? Still can work... welcome any1 from age 14 to.. wadever age as long as u can speak, run or clear tables.. ( 1 skill is enff le)Retirees oso welcome, wad more can u expect? If so many pple is competein fer de same job? If 1 day 90% of MCD crew resign n cannot hire pple, maybe pay will increase since SS is alot lesser than DD. However i think dey oso facin down crew ba? so accordin to law of DD n SS pay increase.. Well i think Anwar pay premium for weekends le right? so DD and SS law works.. most of de tym (:

No4: Unpleasantness of job.. comeon, u get scolded if ur anywhere is service line. Thus, unpleasantness is de same no matter where u work. Customer will Guai Lan with eu, Mangers scold pple, but if u did ur work properly, shld be regrettable ba? However, it's a common prob fer teens to think tat do lobby is very paiseh, ESP fren c u will laff. I also experience tat la, but gt used to it.. hahax.. lobby is a slacking job ba... at least no need face pressure. U also face same prob workin in KFC,Pasta, even resturants right? Since, there's no exceptional unpleasantness compared to other job, will de pay be high?

No5: u guyz may ask, Since down crew, DD high, y pay so less. U c, DD high, SS oso high, U haf alot pple buy fried chicken n u gt alot chicken to sell. How will price go up? Also, de higher DD oso resulted in premium hours alr, when market goes into a point whereby DD meets SS, price will stable down.

Lesson 1, Y MCD pay so low?

2010-05-28T10:37:00.005+08:00

Ok.. its mi de wu ke jiu yao cong ming de XiaoBai again.. Come on. de blog is DEAD... ARGH!!!

No u all bz ba.. hahax.. Nt lik mi eat full nth to do... OK.. FINE.. >.<>

Happi double payz anyway... i m currently eatin tau huay n enjoyin myself... N u all will most likly be working ur ass off... (: Well... i lose money.. Sianx...

Ok enff... LOL.. i think i promised some of u guyz to lend u freakonomics.. but seem i always miz de chance so i gonna crap some out here... ok LESSON 1....

When i was in HG, alot pple ask mi y MCD pay is so little.. i guess i replied u guyz with some nonsense lik Small profit, etc. OK well.. wont say tats crap, but tats jux de beginnin.. If u guyz had heard my nonsense n listen to them properly, i think u guyz will rmb these 4 factors... (:

1) Supply pool of the job

2) Demand of the job

3) Unpleasantness of the job

4) Special skills required

Well, doctors are paid well, cox of the special skills requried n unpleasantness of job...

Well, u need to study N years of medicine right? Oso for example, during SARS period u

are exposing urself to danger.. well come on u get paid handsomely .... N deres always a demand as pple get ill...

Lawyers are another 1... Those buggers, lik doctors need special skills n require to study law, again N no of years be4 they can practice law. Next, Unpleasantness, well dere's always pple blamin them for a lost case, pple scold them for helpin de criminals and constantly pple cursin , pointing middle fingers at them... Well since pple commit crimes, deres a decent Dd as well...

Ok... of course i m nt toking nonsense about lawyers n Docs.. Lets talk abt.. erm... As wad i told u guyz wad i read in freakonomics LVL 1 ... Prostitutes and architect...be4 we start, lets take a look at their definition 1st...

From Wiki,

Prostitution is the act or practice of being available for sexual services with another person in return for payment. The person who execute such activity is called a prostitute. Prostitution is one of the branches of the sex industry. Estimates place the annual revenue generated from the global prostitution industry to be over $100 billion.

Wow, a decent industry right? 100b lei.. u give mi 50% i can duno buy hw many LV bag horx? or duno buy hw many plates of chicken rice, well for my case.. duno go HW MANY TIMES TOILET (:

Next,

An architect is a person trained in the planning, design and oversight of the construction of buildings, and is licensed to practice architecture. To practice architecture means to offer or render services in connection with the design and construction of a building, or group of buildings and the space within the site surrounding the buildings, that have as their principal purpose human occupancy or use.

OK, nth much abt dis... its BORING but its a profession, maybe a professional ba? God knows..

Now c gigolo which u gals might be more interested in (:

Male prostitution is the practice of engaging in sexual acts for money. Male prostitutes are also known as "male escorts", "rent-boys" and "hustlers". ^[1] The sex of the customer and the sexual behavior that the prostitute engages in may not correspond to the prostitute's sexual orientation.^[2]^[3] Compared to female sex workers, male sex workers have been far less studied by researchers, and while studies suggest that there are differences between the ways these two groups look at their work, more research is needed.^[4]

Dun play play horx.. We guyz are known as ESCORTS ok? hehe.. hahax hu say prostitution is

monopolised by gerx lei.. well, its almost same as teachin tution .. PROSTI tution...

IF u were to break up de word.. its jux tution.. teachin other things.. on bed or otherwise that has

PRO Sexually Transmitted Illness only (:

So who u guyz thinks that will earn more? prostitutes or architect? It might be logically to think if its

architect?

(DD = Demand)

(SS = Supply)

According to de 4 factors, deres a decent DD, pple need to study very long, so it requires special

skills, lik N no of yrs as wad i said. People might curse them if de design nt gd, lik nichole

highway, n it contributes to the unpleasantness...

Long time no see(post)!!!

2010-05-20T16:39:00.010+08:00

My 1st post in May... Sry for being MIA long time. Was piao-ing here but traffic jam ah (OMG?!!! So many "expressways" still can jam?)

This may be my last post for the month liao. Coz as of 4th June, I'm going to be a true man (Going for NS lah... Not go get laid lah...)

Sad sia... When tat day arrives, my beautiful hair (The hair on my head ah... NOT my c0ck hair ah...) will be gone liao T_T

Awww man... Gonna miss the bullshit, the dinners n some other happy times we had together regardless of work or outings sia T_T

Don't worry xiao-siaos, I'll post once in a while so u all will noe I'm still "alive" hahaha.
Dun hestitate to keep dis blog alive ah. Coz this blog seriously need u ppl to do CPR on it n contribute more craps or bullshits.

Lastly, juz wanna say thanks for everything!!!

By yours truly: Xiao Huang A.K.A. Jian Huang

PS: I inserted the chatbox back liao!!! Cheers!!! ^^

(Although it's at the bottom left corner lol -_-)

Long time no see

2010-05-18T17:17:00.000+08:00

Omg.. its been months seen i have float around here. ( Lost the username and password) Kind of forgot how to float... Thank you Piao 1 for sending me the password again. =) Kind of busy at the moment. Trying to adjust to Poly life and urgh.. have to divide my time between study and work. How is everyone??? Haha, Bao Yang cut hair look like monk but cute luh. Xiao Huang! You are next!! Hehe..

All MIA?

2010-05-07T00:49:00.001+08:00

Wow All pple MIA? i cant believe i m postin 2 posts... LOL... Seriously whr all pple go?? o.O Some1 plz revive dis blog n de chatbox.. Ohh Myy Tiann!!

XiaoBai says bye bye

2010-04-23T02:09:00.002+08:00

Sry for being MIA, no tym to post but had been visiting dis blog regularly... Good job to Huang n team to keep dis blog alive and changing template somemore (: Appricate it veri much ^^ Haix sad tat Huang will be MIA for sometime. Rmb to come visit us kiez? Dis blog will be more lonely w/o u n ur crap liaox.. XD

Anyway had received numerous msg asking about my last day, etc.

Well my last day will be dis SUN at 25th if i m nt wrong. Dun bother to haf a farewell dinner or any events with mi, since i hate farewell.. Jio mi out for dinner some other day or a movie n i m ok with it (: Anyway, had enff of sarcastic remarks so i wont be making any. I m nt de guy to say mushy stuffs either and i dun haf de mood as well.. hahax... I rmb u pple saying abt a pinic ba? Wondering hw is de progress liaox? XD

For pple hu either bo xin or 4get mi liaox u guyz still can contact mi at 97576418.. Slpin soon ... C u Guyz!

Yellow's reply to Piao No.1

2010-04-21T10:39:00.003+08:00

Ok. No problem. Hopefully can settle asap. Sry for screwing up the chatbox HTML. Hahaha

2010-04-19T23:41:00.002+08:00

huang! I forgot th password for cbox. nice one. I'll get 2 new ones when I'm free. Grrs!

Sorry... I screwed up the HTML >_<|||

2010-04-09T03:02:00.001+08:00

Someone insert back the chatbox pls. HELP!!!

1st post of April?!!! 0_0?!!

2010-04-08T22:27:00.008+08:00

Today,
ME (Xiao Huang the Great Yellow) will explain to u ppl the origins of the phrase,
"Die c0ck stand"

Apparently, this fella shown in the pic was wee-wee-ing under a tree during a thunderstorm. Hence, due to $hit happens, this poor fella got struck by lightning & died instantly when pis$ing. He got burned thats why he's black (not being a racist >_<) Sorry ah *Starts playing the song "Sorry Sorry" by Super Junior* XD

He was holding his c0ck when he died. Hence, the phrase,"Die c0ck stand" is created.

Moral of the story:Do not pee outside in open areas during bad weather XD

P.S. : Ever wonder why the pee still flow out? No. It's not unlimited pee. It's just that black tube poked through the butt. That's why the water is still flowing continuously XD

Post Replied & action done

2010-03-24T00:06:00.006+08:00

Yellow's Crap of the day:

I've a penis. His name is Dick.
He got 2 brothers called Testicles.
The name of the right testicle is Tom
The name of the left testicle is Harry.
Together... They are the almighty Tom, Dick, Harry

Who can be more crappier then me eh? XDXDXD

2010-03-23T23:21:00.004+08:00

someone ''revive'' this blog with their craps nahs. like seriously.

2010-03-15T21:01:00.002+08:00

when's the picnic man ? 1week of March hols le leh.

2010-03-09T21:16:00.003+08:00

long time no update liao. was busy busy and very busy with homework, revision and more homework and revision. LOLOL. but tests result was still ok. thanks god ah.

I played pool with Siti. like last week thing. bitched with Joy. Messaged Joanna. and th rest are like mia lahs. LOL. I missed Yunwei man. like omg! hah.

Gonna slp alr. D: I hate school.

2010-02-19T18:32:00.007+08:00

HOHOs. my post is to turn bitch madly like now.

So u see, on th 3rd day of cny, I'm scheduled to work opening. I wasn't late. happily eat my breakfast. then svc in. aft 3 straight days of svc in [non stop some more! ] very sick of svc in alr. so mainstore crew direct one cust come my counter.

WHEN THE CUSTOMER WAN TO ORDER THE $1 UPGRADE CAPP. MY COUNTER SELLS COFFEE ! SO I CAN'T KEY FOR HER WAD !

JQ: sorry I can't key in here for you. I will order [point to Mainstore.] over there and prepare your food there.

bitchy cust: why can't you key here. [show me bird face]

JQ: explain again. [hiding bird face in progress.]

bitchy cust: how much do i have to pay ?

JQ: *aft i key th order* I told her $19.

bitchy cust: can u give me th receipt before i make payment ?

JQ: went to get her th receipt. meaning I haven collect payment. but still pressed exact cash anyway.

*regular customer walked to my counter. bought one hot choc.

bitchy cust: *look at me* and say you may serve her first, [bird face damn prominent].

JQ: ok. and do th regular cust' drink. forgot that th customer want her coffee in my porcelain cup. served her th coffee in th take away cup anyway.

bitchy cust: i want my drink in th porcelain cup you know ?

JQ: *pour way th coffee into basin right in her face. [black face mode loaded to 101%].

*Julius walked in to skim money from my counter and kena that bitch's complain.

bitchy cust: Hello is there anyone I can talk to here ?

Julius: Yes, Mam. Can I help you ?

bitchy cust: You know ah, your staff over there [referring to mainstore crew] told me to come here for my cappucino. [and she pronounced it in a way that made her sound super low-class cum aunty]. I came here and this girl here [referring to missy me] served me. I told her her mistake and she gave me her black face. I came here first and she served th other cust [referring to my cust who ordered hot choc]. Wad's th meaning of this man.

Hey ! Hello ! be glad I'm serving you sia. You think everybody serves lao cb like you uh. If not for sales I can't be bothered to talked to you sia. Julius was apologising to th customer. and promised to do her coffee. So I just stand there lo. Shijia came in and did th coffee.

Julius later came in with Shijia's coffee. th bitch says that th coffee design is very messy, she's just trying to be unreasonable man. with that kind of attitude she should stayed at home and not be a spoiler. I hate her. fuckit.

continued to rant her anger. trying to test my limits. as if I dun feel fucked up enough. thank you bitch. for spoiling my new yr mood for th day. screw yourself ok. complain me for all you want cos I dun really care. Dun come my counter again. I'll give you hand wash, sanitizer, pickles, chilli sauce, sundae mix and anything you can think of. maybe some milk also. I think you would prefer th milk shake taste ah.

I'm like so fucking pissed with myself. How th hell did I let a bitch ruin whatever I've been trying to maintain. fuck hell.

Xiao bai officially resigned from MCD

2010-02-17T01:31:00.002+08:00

hi all... Xiao bai had officially resigned from MCD after few weeks of internal struggle. Had sent email to boss n if everything goes smoothly, April will be my last month. It's nice working with u guyz.. but lets face it, i m tired n do not wish to carry on any longer. I wish everyone de best of luck ... n hope tat we'll be able to meet again..

My Wishes to everyone....

Joy - get a hold of ur emotion... i believe your family prob will be over someday.. treasure them be4 u lose it... gd luk for ur Os anyway

Joanna - no wishes.. 4ever bros.. stay happi

Yun Wei - gd luk to urr NS... Dun worry abt my life anymore... Had survived de greatest shit of all.. Smooth relationship with ur love life..

JiaQi - dun work 2 jobs... find the one u like most and focus on that n urr studies.. hope to c u in University taking laws 2 years from now...

Siti - Follow your heart.. dun hesitate.. Poly starting soon, dun lose focus on studies k??

Daniel - Bro.. u will make it someday, haha... get a diploma cert n stop screwing around.. feel free to look for mi if i can mi of any help to u... loves your backside de most.. !!

Bao Yang.. Going to NS le right? Gd luk to u as well... Actually it would haf been beta if u or Yun Wei is de one promoted.. haha.. i m sure you guyz will outperform mi.. If u make it someday dun 4get mi k?? haha Loves your ass... hehe

Rest of de xiaosiao - Stay happi always .. due to technical reason i m unable to determine de amount of pple in xiaosiao. haha.. Loves n misses...

My quote.. ( now nt shakesphear says but Xiaobai says...)

we must be more aggressive in order to seduce the sales... !!

Cheers, Will rmb u guyz 4vr

Hui Sheng (Aka XiaoBai)

Today was supposed to be our picnic day. ):

2010-02-06T15:45:00.002+08:00

Hellohello piao piao people
Noticed that nobody has updated or tagged for a bit. >_<
Today was supposed to be our piao piao picnic and official outing no. 1. ):
But bo pian cause' store down crew lor. ):):):
May be having late supper with piao II later. Feel free to piao along if you see this in time. :D
Andandand sorry that I still haven't have the time to edit blog template.
I have been studying very hard lately. :D
That's all piao piao people~~
Cya~~

Ciao and au revoir,
Xiao hei

Shit happens...

2010-01-21T16:10:00.002+08:00

Xiao Huang says:
Due to shit happens...
Xiao Hei's template had to be changed
Feel free to give comments.
Ah Piao No.1 will work on it ( Who ask her to be No.1 lol ) XD

Xiao Hong says:
Everyone must try to work on CNY ah... If not kena WHACK by Einstein XD

Ah Piao No.1 says:
I dun like huang today. He's trying his very best to piss me off with his brotherly bro despite skipping school for half a day. Nice one, :@

Ah Piao No.2 says:
I LOVE AH PIAO No.1!!! XD <3>

Ah Piao No.4 says:
Wait a while la. :D He's currently bz at counter so please understand.

Template change LIAO LE LEH.

2010-01-19T19:22:00.003+08:00

Dear piao piao people,

The layout has been changed today.
Anyway blue colour don't mind right?
Please comment~~

Feel free to put up your contact information in the 'contact' section if you don't mind the privacy level of this blog.
Also feel free to link yourself in the 'link' section. :D

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Anyway, xiao hei has been very busy lately because xiao hei has been a good student of late;
I only skipped school once this month.
I did my homework.
I paid attention in class.
I even got do extra revision. :D
Next year when I return to school to take my Os results slip, I'll be jumping for joy . :D
Be prepared to see a single digit for my R5. Muahaha!!

Ai ai duo duo from a revived si le ah piao,
Xiao hei

IT'S STILL ALIVE & KICKING!!! XD

2010-01-18T16:21:00.005+08:00

Dun worry...
As long as we have every Xiao Siao Ehs & Ah Piaos as well as Einstein in our heart. This blog will always be ALIVE & KICKING de lah...

Warning: Einstein will kick ur butt until it's SWOLLEN & glowing RED if u dun have everyone in ur heart XD

Wah piang eh... Who noes the Mighty Xiao Huang can post such a touching post eh? Muahahaha...!!! XD

2010-01-18T12:03:00.001+08:00

someone keep this blog alive please. thank you.

2010-01-08T22:09:00.002+08:00

SO, ON THIS PRESTIGIOUS 1ST DAY OF SCH FOR 2010,

Xiaobai, Xiaohei, Xiaohui, Xiaohuang, Piao1 and Xiaohui's korkor had dinner tgt.
happyhappy ! XD.

But like one month eat tgt once only. get pay eat again ok. this time make sure its full attendance.

when's everyone gonna take off sehs. Go pinic laaaa. must highlight this point in bold le. next time I'm gonna add it to the 'must do list' in th template.

Off to spiritual world to recharge my battery. I'm like working th whole day tmr. till then :D

2009-12-31T22:34:00.007+08:00

alright, last post before 2010.

Xiaobai, Xiaohuang, piao 1 and 4 went to Aunty Theresa's house aft work.
Piao 2 was on floor with Xiaohei.
Piao 3 was at kbox.
Xiaohui, unknown.
Da piao I and II was working if I remembered correctly.

So everytime there's a event, we nv fail to work on different shifts. =.='''
sian 1/2.

this is th 29th post of 2009 and irony, th last one. any new year resolutions not ?
First of all, Xiaobai to study hard for tests in year 3.
Xiaohei to study very hard for her 'O'.
Xiaohuang also going into army ah ?
Piao 1 and 2 waiting for "O' results and they hope to get into TP.
Piao 3 to adapt to new insitution happily.
Piao 4 to get into th army and tahan th training.
Da piao I and II to study hard.

wad else ah ? forget liao. when are we going to have pinic in this 2010 ah ? everybody sch reopen liao. sian 1/2.

Xiaohui, this is for you.

-Me and Joy switched positions. she's hei and I'm one.

-Kena some tag from some unknown ?? but its over.

-Pinic trip soon.
-Baoyang is ah piao no. 4.

-some ppl in our xiaosiaos wanted to convince us that he is 无可救药的聪明. its abit gross but u will get used to it. :D

-some ppl trying to get into xiaosiaos through illegal means but has been stopped by our immigration check point. Set up by Xiaohei.
-Xiao Hong is Wendy.

that should be all. hahas. and u nv update for so long like duhs. miss ur crap eh. :D

We've got recruitment!

2009-12-27T20:01:00.003+08:00

Ytd, Xiao Hei and Ah Piao I went to recruit people. Here's what we've recruited up til' now!

Da Piao I - Danson kor kor
Da Piao II - Donson di di
Zhong Piao I - Derrick the tall tall guy

Does everyone agree with their recruitment?? Yes right! If no one disagrees in 3 days they will be officially recruited! (:
Oh ya, I realised Xiao Hong's position was never posted leh. Recruited together with Xiao Huang one. :/ How come big big manager disregarded. ): Anyway me gonna gogo edit liaos muahahahahaha.

Look forward to:

New blog template in 2010.
Picnic when every other piao takes off. Wheee~~

Many many ai ai,
Xiao Hei

2009-12-27T10:08:00.002+08:00

HELLO HELLO.

piao1 here. had a discussion with Xiaohei and huang. Set some rules and black listed some ppl. Shall update soon when everything is confirmed. till then.

anw, where's xiaohui ? missed her craps ehs.

Merry Christmas!

2009-12-25T01:05:00.002+08:00

Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year!!

Hope that everyone has a lovely Christmas this year! Yes, we will all be piao-ing on floor together again. Sadly, I had no time to bake for everyone on this day. ): Apologies to all xiao piaos. :X
But on the bright side, we will still be piao-ing on floor right? ( ^ - ^ )

Lots of love,
Xiao Hei.

2009-12-18T10:22:00.004+08:00

PIAO1 blogging:
Regarding th imposter, why bother trying to bother him. We know he's not one of us and thats all it matters right. Why make ourselves so upset over an imposter who did nth but managed to agitate you so much. Smile ok ! XD.

Anw, I need to bitch.
Today private sale day ISETAN. omfg. can you imagine all th aunty trying to squeeze each other out of others way. I have seen that and seriously, I dunnoe wad they thinking ok. Alright. Enough of whining like now, I'm off to work. :D

Therefore, to conclude,
we have 4 xiaos - bai, hei, huang, hui.
4 piaos - 1, 2, 3, 4.
th rest are yet to confirm. forms not hand in and piao-ing lesson not passed. Pls be patient and go through th recruitment procedure alright. Xiaohei, happy already ? :D

Imposter piao V

2009-12-18T01:05:00.003+08:00

This post is to clarify the doubts that any xiaos or piaos may have regarding a certain anonymous who claimed to be an ah piao.
A certain crew in our store claimed to be piao V, and told piao II that he piao-ed before she did.
But everyone know that is impossible because we have no position for ah piao V. Furthermore, piao II has always been with us from the making.
The anonymous also changed his name tag to 'ah piao' if anyone has noticed, but every piao should know that he is an imposter because he has not been recruited. Dunno how to piao some more, claim that he is ah piao. Thick-skinned right?
Anyway, anyone who is interested in learning how to piao can find any of us. Personally, I think that at least three other persons should agree to let a candidate in before recruitment to avoid any further disagreements.

With many many orh orh love,
Xiao hei.

u all very siao

2009-12-15T23:02:00.003+08:00

yo dont copy cat,copy dog,copy pig,copy cow,copy me!!!

by piao 3

2009-12-04T10:29:00.003+08:00

Alright. piao1's OFFICIAL POST.

PIAO2, everyone is bz with their own stuff. cannot blame them.

Xiaohei wants to go pinic. I wan to go also. Ppl, pls allocate like 3 or 4 days of off days in th tagboard so we can organize th outing. I wan eat manymany foods. ahahahs. ok. Aft we settle th day already then settle th details. Who want to be in charge of foods. wad kind of foods. drinks. games or whatever whatever. Just suggest there in th tagboard. preferably th second one ok.

Off to settle some issues. loved you ppl :D

PIAO1

Where is the rest of the Xiaosiao???

2009-12-03T23:26:00.005+08:00

HOW COME NO ONE IS POSTING ANYTHING ANYMORE???

Ah Piao 2. :( *emo* *floats alone*

LOL

2009-12-01T10:13:00.001+08:00

Help!!! Xiao Huang is physically down due to lack of craps. So pls be kind hearted & contribute more craps. Thnx!!! XD

2009-12-01T00:56:00.001+08:00

Hahahas.. I know how to change the font size liao!!!

Ah Piao 2 was here!!!! :)

Ah Piao 2 wants to crap...

2009-11-30T01:48:00.002+08:00

The time reads 1.49 am when I started typing this.. ( Ya lah u ppl burn the keyboard so late, i blog late also, hahas) Anyway, work was well, until somebody decided to show attitude and start banging things here and there. And it just happened to be after my break so I didnt know what is wrong with the fellow... (Before that he was well and chirpy with his cheesy farewell greetings...) So during that time, u'll either get to see him bang things around or MIA out there puffing. And it started to piss me off. After all, his my runner and apparently, he ran away. And it was service in. And a customer had to further pissed my soul off by scolding me although im not at the bloody fault here. (Caution: Ah Piao 2 is mad~~~) He ordered a Big Mac and Doublecheeseburger ONLY without the set and takeaway... So I said the total is $6.25. He hesitated and suddenly tell me: You got to listen carefully to what Im saying.. I was confused why he was saying that so I let him repeat his order. I said I want a Big Mac and a DoubleCheeseburger. Uh, yeah I know. So i said the total was $6.25. He gave me $10.00 and since he irritate me, i didnt ask for what sauce he want and just took out a couple of chilli sauce.. And then he is still not happy.. He check out the burgers i packed and even stood to look at the menu for a moment but then he walked off. ( Guess he cannot find the price... Probably cannot believe why it is so cheap... ) Aaaah, it felt so much better to crap here. Ah Piao 2 can finally float in peace now that the burden from her shoulders is lifted off, hehe..

With lotsa luuuuuuuuurveeeee,
Ah Piao 2 AKA E. Senice Siti. 8)

Xiao Bai 's 1st post ^^

2009-11-25T18:25:00.011+08:00

Yoz ... This isCute and adorable Xiao Bai here... Did u realli went to COPY? DUMB!! (: JK JK!!

Can anyone read the above? Simply just copy what i posted and past it into any other text box.. ^^ hehe seems lik some secret code lik tat right? Interesting hor? Next time we can communicate lik this for TOP SECRET mission of De XiaoSiao Family ...

Sian liaox.. Have to rush project soon.. T_T

Xiao Huang can add somemore Piaos on our ancestor liaox.. Yay... A GREAT welcome to Ah Piao #4 to join our BIG Family .. Xiao Bai is so happi.. :)

2day juz lik any usual schooldays.. do schoolwork .. talk crap and go home lo... >.< TIRED of this life le... T_T.. Looking 4ward to FRIDAY whr all of u guyz are dere.. *_*

O ya.. my e-mail is b1u3_1c3_sp3l1@hotmail.com.. Feel free 2 Add mmieZ!

Till then.. TAKireECa@rREe XiaoSiaos.. &(+_+)&

A few announcements to make...

2009-11-25T13:50:00.004+08:00

Announcement 1:
Lian BaoYang has been officially recruited as Ah Piao IV because he joined in Xiao Siao secret mission #1, so he has no other choice. :D

Announcement 2:
For a few minor reasons, Xiao Hei and Ah Piao I has officially changed position leh, so now orh lu lu is Ah Piao I, Joy become Xiao Hei. :X

Love,
Old Ah Piao I aka new Xiao Hei

Floating around...

2009-11-25T00:33:00.003+08:00

Yo! So today Xiaohei, Ah Piao 1 and ME! went pooling at white Tangerine. Xiaohei is getting better at Pool and so is Ah piao 1. It was so hot today! Man, what am i doing at this hour???? Tmr i hafta wake up at 6am coz dere's Flag Day tmr!!! Aaaahhh... wonder if i can wake up~

Well, guess Ah Piao 2 is heading back to her coffin for her beauty sleep.. Nitez xiaosiaos!!!

Xiao Huang the Yellow says...

2009-11-23T01:36:00.002+08:00

Today Xiao Huang suppose to work until 10pm den punch out but due to some shit happens den punch out ard 12am+ knn sia... The FEMALE DOG ( the other term lah...) ordered so many cases of GOD DAMNED FRIES!!! Need arrange the freezer until SIAO lol *vomit blood*

Store F.O.R. oso alot of shit happens *vomit blood again*

Aft arranging the freezer w Nizam, we take a cab home due to no more bus liao den lazy walk oso lol. Nizam dropped off 1st den followed by me. Taxi driver asked me where to turn after the traffic light, I said left but when the taxi driver turned left, I realised I said the wrong direction lol.

I was like, " WTF?!!!"

I tell the driver to do a U-turn instead. Luckily he nvr scold me lol. I tell him tat i worked until blur liao lol. Super paisei (embarrassed lah) sia...

Other than that, all went well lol. Wahahaha...!!!

Need go "relieve stress" liao... Byes!!! Muahahaha......!!!

Ah Piao 2 says Hi!!! (My first entry)

2009-11-23T01:06:00.004+08:00

The time in the underworld reads 1.07 am and I bet all the xiaosiao ones is in dreamland. Nowadays i have been sleeping late and waking up in the afternoon. My twinnie said that it was a compensation for the sleeping hours lost during O level mugging days... Xiaohei, i really miss our mugging days because thats when you, me, Ah Piao 1 and Xiaobai really bonded closer. Dont you think so? After so many days of working, I finally get my off day tomorrow. Wonder how should I spent this precious day coz the next six days I'll be working, WorKing and WORKING my butts off.. Oh well... I guess thi is it for my first entry.. being the Ah Piao 2, im the second Ah Piao to actually posted something yeah? Hahas... Well, looks forward to more crazy posts and craps by the xiaosiao ones..

With lotsa Luuuuuurveeeeeeee,
Ah Piao 2.

2009-11-22T22:29:00.005+08:00

For th first time all th ppl in xiaosiaoehs worked [excluding Xiaohui la.]
Xiaohei worked in th mornin, then piao3, followed by piao1, Xiaobai, next is Xiaohuang and lastly piao2. WOW !! Wad a amazing 22 Nov 2009 ah. :D

So Boss travel today. and almost all of us kena. Dun mention it. Bosses got nth to do de la. They are paid to find fault with us. Even if we aren't at fault, they still have smth to comment de. Wad bullshit is that. Alright. Xiaohei is just whining and she's loving it. Whined it out, and she won't get depression whatsoever crap. :D thats th best thing bosses have done today and that is smth for Xiaohei to whine about.

Keep ur promises and ppl will find u reliable de wad. Dun repeat that again alright. Done whining and back to spritual world already. Nights xiaosiaos. :D

LOVES ~

Oh ya, Christine Chong is interested in joing th xiaosiaoehs. Ppl lets vote.
1) Let her join us. :D
2) Allow her to join us. :D
3) Welcome her to join us. :D
4) All of th above. :DD

Submit your votes in th tagboard alright.

Love from an ah piao

2009-11-22T08:00:00.004+08:00

Since xiao hei complained, ah piao I decided to post some thing lor. :D
(got merit point or not, first ah piao to post leh? :D)
Me just landed on earth... Anyway if you want us ah piaos to blog more often, you should burn a laptop or PC or some thing for us. My keyboard in the spiritual world got 7 keys missing, then my monitor the screen like slipping off already. All thanks to unsuccessful burning. :(
Yesterday, for the very first time since I became an ah piao, somebody offered me potato chips! Omg I damn happy man, happy until cannot sleep. Potato chips leh you know! My favourite brand some more, Lays potato chips!!
Oh ya, I also received an LV bag leh!! From some guy that I don't even know. But the handle of the bag like coming off... Dunno why the deities wanna invent hell lah, must burn here burn there. But I still want Juicy Couture. Eh xiao hei, burn for me leh.
Anyway please offer me some tau sar piah. I very hungry for tau sar piah. :(
That is all from an ah piao, a very successful ah piao who has three bungalows & 1 mansion in the spiritual world. Muahahahaha!!!

Love,
Ah Piao I

Xiao Huang here

2009-11-22T03:25:00.002+08:00

New DP updated!!!
Any ideas & suggestion will be taken into consideration by:
Xiao Huang the Yellow

Comments are welcome :)

2009-11-21T21:51:00.003+08:00

lets all take turns to update and post ok. haiyo. where is all th ah piaos. why aren't u ppl bloggign de ? huh. demerit u I tell u.

Current status of th xiaosiaoehs :

Xiaobai, xiaohuang, piao1, piao2 should be workin.
Xiaohui and piao3, unknown.
Xiaohei going sleep soon.

I know, we dun have a group picture. But th dp should be enuff. Xiaohuang, you go edit again. add 3 ah piaos ok ? Must iclude them de. (:

LOVES ~

Date: 18/11/09 by Xiao Huang & behalf of Xiao Bai

2009-11-19T00:21:00.010+08:00

YOZ ALL!!!

Today 18/11/2009 Xiao Hei is physically down due to lack of craps so she is unable to join us( Xiao Bai & Xiao Huang) for dinner @ Kovan *sad* ): The Ah Piaos are bz scaring & pranking ppl so thay dun have time to meet up as well D= awww...

As soon as we finished dinner, we went to visit Xiao Hei to return her some things & to fill her mind with bullsh!t & craps in order for her to get better faster XD

Guess what? As soon Xiao Hei saw us, she got well INSTANTLY LOL!!! Even though we expected to see her 1/2 dead lying on the floor to leave a BLACK human shape mark XP
Damn... Can't believe Xiao Hei really got well by feeding her a STOREWALLY ( strawberry lah...) ice-cream which costed 2 WOLLARS (dollars lah lol) XD WAHAHAHAHA...!!! She really got alife & kicking aft tat LOL!!!

After all the crapping, we ( still Xiao Bai & Xiao Huang lah...) go settle some business @ a secret place. Soon aft that we crap & bullsh!t as we walked home lol.

THE END ( End of story liao lah...)

P.S. Wanna read more? Then go post here then read lah... XD

We oso managed to recruit Xiao Hei Mk-II LOL!!!

2009-11-18T16:08:00.003+08:00

Joy , Siti and Daniel !

Will be marked down and punished to piao for eternity cos they hadn't attend a single dinner gathering. lols.

by: xiaohei.

till then (:

Xiao Huang the Yellow is here. MUAHAHAHAHAHA......!!!!!!

2009-11-17T14:05:00.005+08:00

Yo every Xiao Siao Ehs & Ah Piaos!!!

Welcome to the place where all kinds of crazy ppl gather to share different jokes & craps etc... Have fun crapping but dun crap in ur pants ah... XD MUAHAHAHAHA......!!!!!!

If anyone wants organize an outing pls inform the Xiao Siaos Ehs in advance coz we'll be bz crapping & talk cock sing song la~la~la~

It takes:
1 week to process if u msg every Xiao Siaos Ehs
1 month to process if u post it here
Forever to process if u nvr tell anyone XD

Thank u for ur kind cooperation. Thank u & see u again XD

2009-11-16T22:05:00.000+08:00

xiao hui here! (:

we , ah piaos are currently recuiting ;
8 dapiaos , 16 zhong piaos & 32 xiao piaos!!
hahas , but hor all th people must be able to take jokes & crap! :D

2009-11-16T12:37:00.001+08:00

Xiao Bai has already smsed all of you th logins for th blog already. So you guys can take turns to blog and update. Keep it alive and cheerful with yr craps alrights. I know all of u are capable of it. :D Cheers.

[Oh my, this sounds like an email from BC. Who cares anyway ?] :D

Ahahas. Oh ya. Key in your birthdays in th first tagboard. So I can do up a birthday list alright. Oh ya, take a photo some other time. so we can upload it huhs. :D

Loves ~

2009-11-15T22:06:00.000+08:00

First post by Xiao Hei (:

this is a blog created for my dearest ah piao team. pls get th logins from Xiao Hei if you wish to post. Pls use English. Dun anyhow post hor. (: You noe I dun mean it. Ahahas.

LOVES ~