we piao when we go out tgt,
& that's all you need to know.
Saturday, January 29, 2011 / 7:18 PM ♥
Yoz!!!
Long time no post... As I'm a kind soul, I'll post a few new jokes/riddle for y'all. Enjoy... CHEERS!!! :D
Here goes...
1st
One day, a man went to school to complain to his son's teacher regarding his son's bad behaviour.
Man: My son has been becoming more and more naughty nowadays.
Teacher: What happened?
Man: He caused my maid to be pregnant.
Teacher: Huh? Your son is just 7 years old. How is he able to cause your maid to be pregnant?
Man: My son took a needle to poke my condoms thinking it was fun!!!
2nd
Q: What is the difference between a damaged parachute and a damaged condom?
A: Damaged parachute = Less one person. Damaged condom = One more person. (Highlight to see answer)
3rd
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who is able to melt any object once she touches it. The king fret about his daughter's marriage. Thinking no one will marry his daughter. Hence, one day he annouced to everyone that whoever can provide something that when the princess touches it, it would not melt, he would marry his daughter to him.
Upon hearing this. Three prince from around the world came to take the test.
The first prince brought a gold bar as it is the hardest metal on Earth. As soon as the princess touches it, the gold bar melt instantly. The first prince walks away depressed.
The second prince brought a piece of diamond as it is known to be the hardest stone on Earth. Again, the princess touches it, the diamond melt instantly. The second prince walks away depressed also.
Finally, the third prince came. He asked the princess to reach her hand into the prince's pocket. It did not melt. The princess blushed. Therefore, the prince and the princess got married and live happily ever after.
One question. So what is the thing that the princess touches and it did not melt?
A: MnM Chocolate. Melts in the mouth but not in the hand. (Highlight for answer)
That's all people! Stay tune! XDLabels: The legendary Xiao Huang is back. OMG
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 / 5:10 PM ♥
HELLO Xiaosiaos! Your wanna have reunion dinner tgt this CNY. Lets pick a day whereby all of us are free okay! Please tag in the tagboard for ur preferred dates yay. *anw, choose a weekday night okay* cos some of us are working mahs. When can we go pig-a-nic. Me wan go there eat sandwich. Somemore we can fly kite there. I nv 'flied' one before.. Wanna try leh! Please tag AGAIN in the tagboard for ur preferred dates ya! Did u ppl miss me ? Hahaha(: Labels: piaoONE blogged.
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the ah piaos !
Xiao Bai - the white, bully ah piao I pro.
Xiao Hei - the black, the one who loves tau sar piah.
Xiao Huang - the yellow, the dirty-minded.
Xiao Hui - the grey, the one who love suan-ing ppl.
Ah piao 1 - the hantu 1, bully xiao hei even more pro.
Ah piao 2 - the hantu 2, the graceful one.
Ah piao 3 - the hantu 3, the pool pro.
Ah piao 4 - the hantu 4, the founder of Gong Kia.
this is th way we behave. :D
We save money cos we float. :D
We just love one another so much we can't stop crapping once we saw one another. :D
We rock your socks off. XD.
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Saturday, January 29, 2011 / 7:18 PM ♥
Yoz!!!
Long time no post... As I'm a kind soul, I'll post a few new jokes/riddle for y'all. Enjoy... CHEERS!!! :D
Here goes...
1st
One day, a man went to school to complain to his son's teacher regarding his son's bad behaviour.
Man: My son has been becoming more and more naughty nowadays.
Teacher: What happened?
Man: He caused my maid to be pregnant.
Teacher: Huh? Your son is just 7 years old. How is he able to cause your maid to be pregnant?
Man: My son took a needle to poke my condoms thinking it was fun!!!
2nd
Q: What is the difference between a damaged parachute and a damaged condom?
A: Damaged parachute = Less one person. Damaged condom = One more person. (Highlight to see answer)
3rd
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who is able to melt any object once she touches it. The king fret about his daughter's marriage. Thinking no one will marry his daughter. Hence, one day he annouced to everyone that whoever can provide something that when the princess touches it, it would not melt, he would marry his daughter to him.
Upon hearing this. Three prince from around the world came to take the test.
The first prince brought a gold bar as it is the hardest metal on Earth. As soon as the princess touches it, the gold bar melt instantly. The first prince walks away depressed.
The second prince brought a piece of diamond as it is known to be the hardest stone on Earth. Again, the princess touches it, the diamond melt instantly. The second prince walks away depressed also.
Finally, the third prince came. He asked the princess to reach her hand into the prince's pocket. It did not melt. The princess blushed. Therefore, the prince and the princess got married and live happily ever after.
One question. So what is the thing that the princess touches and it did not melt?
A: MnM Chocolate. Melts in the mouth but not in the hand. (Highlight for answer)
That's all people! Stay tune! XDLabels: The legendary Xiao Huang is back. OMG
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 / 5:10 PM ♥
HELLO Xiaosiaos! Your wanna have reunion dinner tgt this CNY. Lets pick a day whereby all of us are free okay! Please tag in the tagboard for ur preferred dates yay. *anw, choose a weekday night okay* cos some of us are working mahs. When can we go pig-a-nic. Me wan go there eat sandwich. Somemore we can fly kite there. I nv 'flied' one before.. Wanna try leh! Please tag AGAIN in the tagboard for ur preferred dates ya! Did u ppl miss me ? Hahaha(: Labels: piaoONE blogged.
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