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Saturday, May 29, 2010 / 6:36 PM

haha. gonna post before i die of boredoom in june. m gonna study study and study in june. no time to b lazy le. even if i dun wan to study, th-everyday-going-back-of-sch-kind-of-thingy will make me study de. haix. i miss dinner and gatherings sia. meet up soon ppl!

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Lesson 1, Contin
Friday, May 28, 2010 / 11:27 AM

Part 2...

If u guyz realli think is architect hu earn more? think again..

Y prostitute earn more??

Reason 1: Relative SS pool is small, well, teenagers gerx dun thinkin of growing up to be a prostitute. How many gerx says.. MUMMY WHEN I GROW UP MY AMBITION IS TO BE A PROSTITUTE? OMFG.. it would be dam scarry.. :/ Like buying vegetable in market, if alot pple want buy veg n deres nt enff veg (or chicken in dis case) price go up.. (:

However, i think dere will be kids dreamin of becoming architect ba? I have a fren's ambition is to be a porn-star though,

Reason 2: Strong DD, well, dere's always guyz hu need dis kind of services (: Girls too.. sometimes, jux think about dis, if a architect n prostitute stand together, hw many times a prostitute need de service of architect n vice versa in a whole lifetime u will get de answer... (:

Well, if a monk is a architect then it's another thing, but even nowadays monk drive Mercs Benz, Wads impossible? (:

Reason 3: Unpleasantness of job. Girls, should no, some1 whom u duno touch u all over do u lik it? OMG i think guyz too... EEEEEE... Compared to de scoldin u got from client, a prostitute might nvr lead a normal life, as in hw many guyz would want to marry a prostitute. Even if dey get married, would de child lead a normal life?

Reason 4: Special skills? Well Architect need to study, but prostitute no need ba? Wad dey do is to open leg big big n money comes in. However, their job is practiced in a very specialized context, nt every1 can do, nt every1 can do it well. Oso, u cant possibiliy do it anywhere right? well, erm , dis kind of things is abit private (:


Anyway tats freakonomics which i shared, my next lesson shall be on SUPERFREAKONOMICS which i brought YTD. Talked about their pay right? we shall say y a street prostitute is like a departmental store SANTA... after i read it...

NW lets answer de MCD pay question, y MCD PAY SO LOW?

NO1 : of course company is "NIAO", but anyway u cant expect them to pay $8 per hour fer crew.. lik tat is overboardin... i think $4 in months to come would be fair... CLs ur pay were prorated le ba? shldnt haf any complains for $5.50 le ba.. Lets be fair to de company as well kiez?

No2 : Special skills is nt needed.. IF u cannot talk, MCD hires u to clear table, run kitchen, If u cannot run, u can stay at counter, greet customer, If u cannot do any, i doubt any companies wan u... Furthermore, MCD gives eu trainin as well, free education n trainin. U go POLY, SEC, or even primary school haf to buy textbook. MCD provide SOCs fer free... 0.o

No3: Since no special skill is needed, de relative SS is large. Auntie Gek Nai i think is older than 70 le ba? Still can work... welcome any1 from age 14 to.. wadever age as long as u can speak, run or clear tables.. ( 1 skill is enff le)Retirees oso welcome, wad more can u expect? If so many pple is competein fer de same job? If 1 day 90% of MCD crew resign n cannot hire pple, maybe pay will increase since SS is alot lesser than DD. However i think dey oso facin down crew ba? so accordin to law of DD n SS pay increase.. Well i think Anwar pay premium for weekends le right? so DD and SS law works.. most of de tym (:

No4: Unpleasantness of job.. comeon, u get scolded if ur anywhere is service line. Thus, unpleasantness is de same no matter where u work. Customer will Guai Lan with eu, Mangers scold pple, but if u did ur work properly, shld be regrettable ba? However, it's a common prob fer teens to think tat do lobby is very paiseh, ESP fren c u will laff. I also experience tat la, but gt used to it.. hahax.. lobby is a slacking job ba... at least no need face pressure. U also face same prob workin in KFC,Pasta, even resturants right? Since, there's no exceptional unpleasantness compared to other job, will de pay be high?

No5: u guyz may ask, Since down crew, DD high, y pay so less. U c, DD high, SS oso high, U haf alot pple buy fried chicken n u gt alot chicken to sell. How will price go up? Also, de higher DD oso resulted in premium hours alr, when market goes into a point whereby DD meets SS, price will stable down.

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Lesson 1, Y MCD pay so low?
/ 10:37 AM

Ok.. its mi de wu ke jiu yao cong ming de XiaoBai again.. Come on. de blog is DEAD... ARGH!!!
No u all bz ba.. hahax.. Nt lik mi eat full nth to do... OK.. FINE.. >.<>
Happi double payz anyway... i m currently eatin tau huay n enjoyin myself... N u all will most likly be working ur ass off... (: Well... i lose money.. Sianx...

Ok enff... LOL.. i think i promised some of u guyz to lend u freakonomics.. but seem i always miz de chance so i gonna crap some out here... ok LESSON 1....

When i was in HG, alot pple ask mi y MCD pay is so little.. i guess i replied u guyz with some nonsense lik Small profit, etc. OK well.. wont say tats crap, but tats jux de beginnin.. If u guyz had heard my nonsense n listen to them properly, i think u guyz will rmb these 4 factors... (:

1) Supply pool of the job
2) Demand of the job
3) Unpleasantness of the job
4) Special skills required

Well, doctors are paid well, cox of the special skills requried n unpleasantness of job...
Well, u need to study N years of medicine right? Oso for example, during SARS period u
are exposing urself to danger.. well come on u get paid handsomely .... N deres always a demand as pple get ill...

Lawyers are another 1... Those buggers, lik doctors need special skills n require to study law, again N no of years be4 they can practice law. Next, Unpleasantness, well dere's always pple blamin them for a lost case, pple scold them for helpin de criminals and constantly pple cursin , pointing middle fingers at them... Well since pple commit crimes, deres a decent Dd as well...

Ok... of course i m nt toking nonsense about lawyers n Docs.. Lets talk abt.. erm... As wad i told u guyz wad i read in freakonomics LVL 1 ... Prostitutes and architect...be4 we start, lets take a look at their definition 1st...
From Wiki,

Prostitution is the act or practice of being available for sexual services with another person in return for payment. The person who execute such activity is called a prostitute. Prostitution is one of the branches of the sex industry. Estimates place the annual revenue generated from the global prostitution industry to be over $100 billion.

Wow, a decent industry right? 100b lei.. u give mi 50% i can duno buy hw many LV bag horx? or duno buy hw many plates of chicken rice, well for my case.. duno go HW MANY TIMES TOILET (:

Next,
An architect is a person trained in the planning, design and oversight of the construction of buildings, and is licensed to practice architecture. To practice architecture means to offer or render services in connection with the design and construction of a building, or group of buildings and the space within the site surrounding the buildings, that have as their principal purpose human occupancy or use.

OK, nth much abt dis... its BORING but its a profession, maybe a professional ba? God knows..

Now c gigolo which u gals might be more interested in (:


Male prostitution is the practice of engaging in sexual acts for money. Male prostitutes are also known as "male escorts", "rent-boys" and "hustlers". [1] The sex of the customer and the sexual behavior that the prostitute engages in may not correspond to the prostitute's sexual orientation.[2][3] Compared to female sex workers, male sex workers have been far less studied by researchers, and while studies suggest that there are differences between the ways these two groups look at their work, more research is needed.[4]

Dun play play horx.. We guyz are known as ESCORTS ok? hehe.. hahax hu say prostitution is

monopolised by gerx lei.. well, its almost same as teachin tution .. PROSTI tution...

IF u were to break up de word.. its jux tution.. teachin other things.. on bed or otherwise that has

PRO Sexually Transmitted Illness only (:


So who u guyz thinks that will earn more? prostitutes or architect? It might be logically to think if its
architect?


(DD = Demand)

(SS = Supply)


According to de 4 factors, deres a decent DD, pple need to study very long, so it requires special

skills, lik N no of yrs as wad i said. People might curse them if de design nt gd, lik nichole

highway, n it contributes to the unpleasantness...

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Long time no see(post)!!!
Thursday, May 20, 2010 / 4:39 PM

My 1st post in May... Sry for being MIA long time. Was piao-ing here but traffic jam ah (OMG?!!! So many "expressways" still can jam?)

This may be my last post for the month liao. Coz as of 4th June, I'm going to be a true man (Going for NS lah... Not go get laid lah...)

Sad sia... When tat day arrives, my beautiful hair (The hair on my head ah... NOT my c0ck hair ah...) will be gone liao T_T

Awww man... Gonna miss the bullshit, the dinners n some other happy times we had together regardless of work or outings sia T_T

Don't worry xiao-siaos, I'll post once in a while so u all will noe I'm still "alive" hahaha.
Dun hestitate to keep dis blog alive ah. Coz this blog seriously need u ppl to do CPR on it n contribute more craps or bullshits.

Lastly, juz wanna say thanks for everything!!!


By yours truly: Xiao Huang A.K.A. Jian Huang


PS: I inserted the chatbox back liao!!! Cheers!!! ^^

(Although it's at the bottom left corner lol -_-)

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Long time no see
Tuesday, May 18, 2010 / 5:17 PM

Omg.. its been months seen i have float around here. ( Lost the username and password) Kind of forgot how to float... Thank you Piao 1 for sending me the password again. =) Kind of busy at the moment. Trying to adjust to Poly life and urgh.. have to divide my time between study and work. How is everyone??? Haha, Bao Yang cut hair look like monk but cute luh. Xiao Huang! You are next!! Hehe..



All MIA?
Friday, May 7, 2010 / 12:49 AM

Wow All pple MIA? i cant believe i m postin 2 posts... LOL... Seriously whr all pple go?? o.O Some1 plz revive dis blog n de chatbox.. Ohh Myy Tiann!!

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